Kung Hei Fat Choi! Now Follow These Rules!
It’s Chinese New Year New Year and the MTR is showcasing some new “don’ts” for the holiday season. Continue reading Kung Hei Fat Choi! Now Follow These Rules!
Month: January 2017
Disney’s… Waterworld?
I didn’t make the connection until I saw a poster in the MTR that suspiciously seemed to hint at an interesting piece of inspiration that blew my mind. Read the full story. Continue reading Disney’s… Waterworld?
Man Reaches In Between Woman’s Legs for Power Cord, Interrupts Coffee Date
That awkward moment at a coffee shop when someone is sitting right over the power plug and you need to reach under theirs legs to plug in or pull out your cord. Continue reading Man Reaches In Between Woman’s Legs for Power Cord, Interrupts Coffee Date
Two Old Ladies Arguing in Front of the Men’s Room Nearly Made Me Piss Myself
Define “Awkward”: two female cleaning ladies having a spirited argument in Cantonese right in front of the men’s bathroom door, completely ignoring my pleas to get past. Continue reading Two Old Ladies Arguing in Front of the Men’s Room Nearly Made Me Piss Myself
I Saw a Motivational Meme Posted Online. I Decided to Demotivate It.
Inspirational quotes memes are the new motivational poster, which means they have to be demotivated. Continue reading I Saw a Motivational Meme Posted Online. I Decided to Demotivate It.
Woman Goes to Car, Realizes She Forgot Something, Goes Back in House to Get… Her Daughter
OK, this was kind of funny. Kim Kardashian West, walks out of her apartment to a crowd of gathered phototaking reporters, smoothly makes her way to the car, takes off her jacket, looks around and realizes she forgot something in … Continue reading Woman Goes to Car, Realizes She Forgot Something, Goes Back in House to Get… Her Daughter
Soccer Goalkeeper Attempts Hockey Style Save, Gets Nut Shot Instead
Somehow I ended up being soccer goalkeeper, even though much of what I know about guarding the goal comes from playing NHL video games. I play in a weekly soccer league. Our team is called the HK Orbits. Lately I’ve … Continue reading Soccer Goalkeeper Attempts Hockey Style Save, Gets Nut Shot Instead
Hong Kong Candy Ad Unintentionally Gives Us All a Shakespearean style “Middle Finger”
Something tells me that “biting your thumb” has a different meaning in Hong Kong culture than the west. Continue reading Hong Kong Candy Ad Unintentionally Gives Us All a Shakespearean style “Middle Finger”
