Was heading home from Tsim Sha Tsui. It was 10pm and I was exhausted. Just wanted to crash. Figured if I caught the next ferry from TST to central, that would give me just enough time to catch a second ferry from Central to home.
10:05, the ferry wasn’t at the pier yet, next one was at 10:10. I had skipped dinner earlier and was starving. Needed a quick bite and I saw a kebob shop near the ferry entrance. It seemed like my best bet. Then the following transpired.
AT THE KEBOB SHOP….
ME: Hi, do you have anything really quick, I have 5 minutes before I have to catch this next ferry.
SHOP LADY: Yes sir, the chicken kebab wrap is quick.
ME: OK, are you sure? I only have 5 minutes.
SHOP LADY: Yes sir, chicken wrap is very quick.
ME: Great! I’ll take that one.
FOUR MINUTES AND TEN SECONDS LATER
ME: Is that kebob done yet? The ferry is here and about to leave.
SHOP LADY: 11:30 sir.
SHOP LADY: The ferry runs till 11:30, there’s plenty of time. No rush.
ME: No! I have to catch this ferry to take another ferry. That’s why I said I only had 5 minutes. I’m not waiting till 11:30 for a kebob!
The Cook behind her scrambles to wrap up the kebob. He hands it to her. The Shop Lady is taking her sweet time bagging it. The Cook urges her to hurry up. She holds out the bag and starts saying…
SHOP LADY: Thank you sir, have…
I don’t let her finish, I grab the bag and am running immediately. I hear her be like “Oh!” Surprised that I’m in such a hurry. I’m running for the ferry gate, the whole time I’m yelling…
ME: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuuuuck! Hold the ferry! Hold the gate FUCK!!!
The gate closes, but has just enough give for me to open it, let myself through and run into the ferry gang plank. I’m on the ferry and coasting along on time. If I missed that ferry, I would have been waiting another hour for the next ferry at Central to home.
I know I didn’t fully explain to the Shop Lady all the details of my travel plans, but what part “I only have 5 minutes” did she not understand? Even without all the details of my travel needs, why is it that she assumes I have all the time in world? I ask her if it’s done like she promised and her response is “11:30. The ferry runs till 11:30.” Matter of factly.
People like that are everything that is wrong with the world. If you agree, let me know in the comments. If you don’t agree, let me know too and then feel free to wait and hour and a half for your next quick meal.